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A Primer on How Movies Are Made: Follow the Money
by John Aquino on 09/07/19Did you ever wonder why particular movies are made at all and then remade and remade and why perfectly good movies are left to die with limited distribution and no promotion? There are some exceptions, but the prevalent answer is the simple one. As "Deep Throat" is supposed to have told the Washington Post reporters investigating corruption in the Nixon White House, "Follow the Money." (See Note * at end)
A Washington Nationals Musical in the Spirit of Les Miserables
by John Aquino on 08/04/19
Les
Nationalables
A Musical appreciation of the Washington Nationals 2019 season through July based on Les Miserables
Opening Number. The Washington
Nationals’ team storms onto the stage, angry at their latest loss.
At the End of the Day—Ensemble
At the end of the
day all that matters is winning
Doesn’t matter how
much
Or how hard you try.
If a line drive
takes a hop
Or our catcher drops
the ball
Doesn’t matter, it doesn’t matter at all.
Is there someone to pay
to just skip the eighth inning,
So we’ll never again
blow a 10 to 1 lead?
No more boos or
hateful mail,
Or death threats
each time we fail,
Each time we fail,
At the end of the
day.
Max Scherzer, the Nationals’ ace pitcher, steps forward and sings.
One My Own—Scherzer
On my own,
pretending they’re behind me,
As the balls are whizzing
swiftly passed me,
And runners are
whirling, whirling by me,
I hear bats crack
and nothing back,
Like there's empty space behind me.
And I know I'm pretending in my mind.
If I turn
around, they will not be there.
And I know that someday
I'll find,
They’re out of here
and drinking beer,
And eating camembert!
On my own,
I’ll simply keep pretending,
That they’re back there
And to their jobs
attending.
I’ll strike out as
many as I’m able.
It would be nice
If once or twice
I’d feel I’m not
alone.
I’m out here.
I’m out here.
I’m out here
On my own.
Scherzer steps back. Mike Rizzo, Nationals’ general manager, dressed in
a sports shirt and slacks, steps forward.
Master of the
House—Rizzo
Master of the House,
General manager,
Happy as an apple
If you call me “sir.”
But if you throw your
glove,
If you give me sass,
I’ll trade you in a
second for a bunch of cash.
Everybody loves the
GM
Everyone loves the
boss,
And the Lerners still
will keep me
No matter what the loss.
Rizzo steps back. Dave Martinez, the Nationals’ manager, steps forward. An announcer’s voice is heard.: “Two outs, the bottom of the ninth, the Nats are a run behind, and Turner is on second." Martinez sings:
Bring Him Home--Martinez
God on high,
Hear my prayer,
In my need,
You have sometimes
been there.
He is young,
And not afraid,
He’s not slow,
As you know.
Bring him home,
Bring him home,
Bring him home.
Martinez steps back. Former Washington Nationals’ star Bryce Harper enters wearing a Philadelphia Phillies’ uniform.
Stars—Harper
There, there in the
distance,
My agent is hustling,
Hustling for me,
Hustling for me.
He’ll make a good
deal
And I’ll finally
feel
That I’m a star,
That I’m a star.
I hear the boos and
the hiss
When a change-up I' will miss,
And the cries of
traitor and turncoat
Still ring in my
ears.
And though my new
team boos me too,
It's millions I'll clear.
And so it has been,
And so it is
written,
On the door of the hall
of fame,
That he who shines like the rising sun
Will get his price.
Lord, please let me
get it,
That I can turn it
Into gold bars,
And it will be mine,
This I swear,
This I swear by the stars!
Harper exits. Martinez, the Nationals’ manager, steps forward.
Empty Seats on
Empty Benches--Martinez
There’s a grief that
can’t be spoken,
There’s a pain goes
on and on,
Empty seats on empty
benches,
Friends are traded,
and they’re gone.
I remember Daniel
Murphy,
Ross Detwiler,
Michael Morse,
And of course there’s
all the money,
But that’s par for
Rizzo’s course.
Oh, my friends, my
friends forgive me,
That I’m here and
you are gone,
There’s a grief that
can’t be spoken,
And the pain goes on and on.
The entire Washington Nationals’ team comes forward for the finale.
Finale
One Day
More—Ensemble
One day more,
Another day, another
chance to win,
We know we’ve said
this all before,
But if you give us
one day more,
One day more.
One day to an extra
inning,
Everyone will get a
ring,
Can’t you see a new beginning,
Can’t you hear the
people sing,
And sing,
And sing,
One day more!
One more day to revolution,
We will win and
never stop,
Say goodbye to wretched
losing,
We will make it to
the top.
Tomorrow we will soar
away,
Tomorrow is the
judgment day,
Tomorrow we’ll
discover
What the Lord in
heaven has in score.
One more dawn!
One more day!
One day more!
Copyright 2019 by John T. Aquino. This is a parody.
A Special Birthday and Remembering the Years Through Hello Dolly!
by John Aquino on 06/10/19I turned 70 yesterday, and I thank all my relatives and friends on Facebook and LinkedIn who were kind enough to send birthday greetings. My wife took me on a three-day birthday trip to downtown Washington (just 13 miles from our home but we stayed at a hotel for two nights), where, among other excursions, we saw Hello Dolly! at the Kennedy Center starring Betty Buckley. In addition to the usual thoughts special birthdays bring, this also caused me to view the years gone back through a bookends of the original production of Dolly! that my Mom took me to see in its pre-Broadway tryout at the National Theater in Washington, D.C., with this production and to wonder the degree to which memory clouds and enhances things.
Historical Films on Impeachment and Confederate Sympathizers Took Liberties and Duped Us
by John Aquino on 05/28/19I have written articles and a book on legal issues concerning fictional portrayals in fact-based films. For historical films depicting events from a century or more ago, there are seldom legal concerns related to the portrayals because only the living can sue claiming they have been libeled. The main issue with these historical films is a distortion of the truth that can affect public perception of historical figures. I've recently encountered two such incidents: one concerning the 1942 film Tennessee Johnson, which is focused on the 1868 impeachment trial of President Andrew Johnson, and the other the 1936 film Prisoner of Shark Island, which tells the story of Dr. Samuel Mudd who was convicted and imprisoned for conspiracy in the assassination of President Abraham Lincoln. Film being such a pervasive medium, it makes me wonder if the national understanding of impeachment and confederacy/slavery would have been different if the films had moved closer to the truth.
Game of Thrones and the Series Finale Debate
by John Aquino on 05/24/19Having read what seems like hundreds of posts and articles from fans of the HBO series Game of Thrones about how unsuccessful the series finale was, I have some comments that come with a caveat